This Is Spinal Tap - Junior (U)
"Hey! Son, get down from there!"
"Uh-oh," the blonde boy sighed. "I'm playing!"
"Not on my shed, you're not!"
"But Dad –"
"Don't ‘but Dad' me! Get down!"
Sighing in defeat, David slid down, scraping his arms on the gritty, steeply sloped roof. What else was a nine year old boy supposed to do in a place like Squatney, anyway? He was a bit young for dealing crack cocaine yet, after all. "There," he muttered brushing himself down. "I'm down."
"Good," his father grumbled. "And don't let me see you up there again, alright?"
The boy nodded, and waited until his father had gone back indoors before quietly sneaking behind the shed.
"Nigel?"
The brown-haired boy replied from atop the other side the shed, the tall peak of the roof hiding him from view of the house. "Yeah?"
"Help me up again, no-one can see you that side."
"Alright, but bring my guitar back up too, I dropped it when your Dad came out."
"Uh-oh," the blonde boy sighed. "I'm playing!"
"Not on my shed, you're not!"
"But Dad –"
"Don't ‘but Dad' me! Get down!"
Sighing in defeat, David slid down, scraping his arms on the gritty, steeply sloped roof. What else was a nine year old boy supposed to do in a place like Squatney, anyway? He was a bit young for dealing crack cocaine yet, after all. "There," he muttered brushing himself down. "I'm down."
"Good," his father grumbled. "And don't let me see you up there again, alright?"
The boy nodded, and waited until his father had gone back indoors before quietly sneaking behind the shed.
"Nigel?"
The brown-haired boy replied from atop the other side the shed, the tall peak of the roof hiding him from view of the house. "Yeah?"
"Help me up again, no-one can see you that side."
"Alright, but bring my guitar back up too, I dropped it when your Dad came out."
Inspired by JR's Song by Izzy Stradlin:
(Spoken)
"Let me tell you about my golf swing, ah, hang on a second... Junior? Off the shed! Off the damn sh- get off the shed! JUNIOR! Get off the Goddamn shed! Off the shed! Sorry, anyway... You like mustard on your hamburger?"
(Spoken)
"Let me tell you about my golf swing, ah, hang on a second... Junior? Off the shed! Off the damn sh- get off the shed! JUNIOR! Get off the Goddamn shed! Off the shed! Sorry, anyway... You like mustard on your hamburger?"