Metalocalypse
DISCLAIMER: All stories in this journal are (unless otherwise stated) based on previous work by others, and I do not reserve any rights. Everything is written solely for the purpose of personal entertainment and I receive no financial gain for any content, directly or indirectly. If the owners of the original works wish for any content to be removed, please contact me and I will be happy to co-operate. I write stories based on these works because of my admiration for them, and no harm is intended.
Metalocalypse™ and its characters, storylines, places etc. are the property of and copyrighted by Cartoon Network and Time Warner Company. All rights reserved.
N.B. Stories are arranged in order from oldest (at the top) to newest (at the bottom).
Metalocalypse™ and its characters, storylines, places etc. are the property of and copyrighted by Cartoon Network and Time Warner Company. All rights reserved.
N.B. Stories are arranged in order from oldest (at the top) to newest (at the bottom).
A Dreadful Meeting (15)
22nd August 2007
Genre: General, romance
Characters/Pairings: Pickles/Charles
Word Count: 1977
Warnings: Slash, references to adult content
Author's Notes: I get the idea that Ofdensen does a lot to mother the band, and having spent the last couple of weeks tidying up my own dreadlocks, I got inspired. Just a oneshot.
Summary: ...The fact that he was letting the drummer wrap an arm around his leg without argument, and particularly the fact that he found it comforting instead of irritating didn’t mean a thing.
22nd August 2007
Genre: General, romance
Characters/Pairings: Pickles/Charles
Word Count: 1977
Warnings: Slash, references to adult content
Author's Notes: I get the idea that Ofdensen does a lot to mother the band, and having spent the last couple of weeks tidying up my own dreadlocks, I got inspired. Just a oneshot.
Summary: ...The fact that he was letting the drummer wrap an arm around his leg without argument, and particularly the fact that he found it comforting instead of irritating didn’t mean a thing.
Laid Bare (18)
DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS RATED 18 FOR ADULT CONTENT. BY CLICKING THE ABOVE LINK, YOU ARE CONFIRMING THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE.
14th September 2008
Genre: General, romance, humour
Characters/Pairings: Skwisgaar, Toki
Word Count: 865
Warnings: Slash, adult content, complete silliness.
Author's Notes: I'm sorry. Really.
Summary: "Odin, you are beautiful likes this. I wonders if the girls ever tells you – or maybe the boys? Or perhaps," he shivered, "I ams the first to be telling you?"
DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS RATED 18 FOR ADULT CONTENT. BY CLICKING THE ABOVE LINK, YOU ARE CONFIRMING THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE.
14th September 2008
Genre: General, romance, humour
Characters/Pairings: Skwisgaar, Toki
Word Count: 865
Warnings: Slash, adult content, complete silliness.
Author's Notes: I'm sorry. Really.
Summary: "Odin, you are beautiful likes this. I wonders if the girls ever tells you – or maybe the boys? Or perhaps," he shivered, "I ams the first to be telling you?"
A Lot To Learn (PG)
27th September 2008
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Charles, Melmord Fjordslorn
Word Count: 263
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: A 'music shuffle' drabble, inspired by the song Lot To Learn by Izzy Stradlin. Set during the episode 'Dethsources'.
Summary: Ofdensen and Fjordslorn discuss band matters.
27th September 2008
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Charles, Melmord Fjordslorn
Word Count: 263
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: A 'music shuffle' drabble, inspired by the song Lot To Learn by Izzy Stradlin. Set during the episode 'Dethsources'.
Summary: Ofdensen and Fjordslorn discuss band matters.
The Dawn Of The Light (PG)
27th September 2008
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Charles, Nathan
Word Count: 687
Warnings: Character death?
Author's Notes: Intended as a 'music shuffle' drabble but ended up longer than expected. Inspired by the song Send Me An Angel by Scorpions. Includes spoilers for the Season 2 finale, 'Black Fire Upon Us'.
Summary: At the end of all things, who will be there to meet Charles?
Series: This story is continued in 'Alive', which was written after Season 3, episode 1 (contains spoilers).
27th September 2008
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Charles, Nathan
Word Count: 687
Warnings: Character death?
Author's Notes: Intended as a 'music shuffle' drabble but ended up longer than expected. Inspired by the song Send Me An Angel by Scorpions. Includes spoilers for the Season 2 finale, 'Black Fire Upon Us'.
Summary: At the end of all things, who will be there to meet Charles?
Series: This story is continued in 'Alive', which was written after Season 3, episode 1 (contains spoilers).
Billion Dollar Babies (PG)
27th September 2008
Genre: General, humour
Characters/Pairings: Charles, Murderface, Nathan, Pickles, Skwisgaar, Toki
Word Count: 600
Warnings: Very mild references to drugs
Author's Notes: Intended as a 'music shuffle' drabble but ended up longer than expected. Inspired by the song Generation Landslide by Alice Cooper.
Summary: Charles tries to conduct a band meeting.
27th September 2008
Genre: General, humour
Characters/Pairings: Charles, Murderface, Nathan, Pickles, Skwisgaar, Toki
Word Count: 600
Warnings: Very mild references to drugs
Author's Notes: Intended as a 'music shuffle' drabble but ended up longer than expected. Inspired by the song Generation Landslide by Alice Cooper.
Summary: Charles tries to conduct a band meeting.
The Gambler (PG)
27th September 2008
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Charles
Word Count: 146
Warnings: Mild references to violence
Author's Notes: A 'music shuffle' drabble, inspired by the song Ace Of Spades by Motorhead.
Summary: Somebody once asked Charles Ofdensen if he was a gambler.
27th September 2008
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Charles
Word Count: 146
Warnings: Mild references to violence
Author's Notes: A 'music shuffle' drabble, inspired by the song Ace Of Spades by Motorhead.
Summary: Somebody once asked Charles Ofdensen if he was a gambler.
The Stories You Tell (PG)
27th September 2008
Genre: Hurt/comfort
Characters/Pairings: Pickles/Charles
Word Count: 403
Warnings: Slightly fluffy, slightly angsty with references to drugs
Author's Notes: Intended as a 'music shuffle' drabble, that got a bit longer than expected. Inspired by the song Calling Out by Diamond Head. Includes spoilers for the Season 2 finale, 'Black Fire Upon Us'.
Summary: Five months after the fire, Charles can't sleep.
27th September 2008
Genre: Hurt/comfort
Characters/Pairings: Pickles/Charles
Word Count: 403
Warnings: Slightly fluffy, slightly angsty with references to drugs
Author's Notes: Intended as a 'music shuffle' drabble, that got a bit longer than expected. Inspired by the song Calling Out by Diamond Head. Includes spoilers for the Season 2 finale, 'Black Fire Upon Us'.
Summary: Five months after the fire, Charles can't sleep.
Just Older (PG)
7th July 2009
Genre: General, romance
Characters/Pairings: Pickles/Charles
Word Count: 1094
Warnings: Slash
Author's Notes: Just a short one, perhaps subconsciously inspired by The Vicar Of Dibley.
Summary: Although he would never admit it aloud, he did quietly enjoy being recognised now and again after all these years.
7th July 2009
Genre: General, romance
Characters/Pairings: Pickles/Charles
Word Count: 1094
Warnings: Slash
Author's Notes: Just a short one, perhaps subconsciously inspired by The Vicar Of Dibley.
Summary: Although he would never admit it aloud, he did quietly enjoy being recognised now and again after all these years.
Alive (U)
12th November 2009
Genre: General, angst
Characters/Pairings: Nathan/Charles
Word Count: 1595
Warnings: Spoilers for Season 3 premiere, Renovation Klok
Author's Notes: My response to the season 3 premiere. This continues the short story 'The Dawn Of The Light' while continuing the new canon (I'd recommend that you read that one before reading this). N.B.: Now that the series has officially given the correct spelling of CFO's surname as 'Offdensen', I'm going to go with that even though I've spelt it differently up until now!
Summary: Nathan had so many thoughts running through his head that he couldn't make any sense of the situation whatsoever.
Series: Sequel to 'The Dawn Of The Light'.
12th November 2009
Genre: General, angst
Characters/Pairings: Nathan/Charles
Word Count: 1595
Warnings: Spoilers for Season 3 premiere, Renovation Klok
Author's Notes: My response to the season 3 premiere. This continues the short story 'The Dawn Of The Light' while continuing the new canon (I'd recommend that you read that one before reading this). N.B.: Now that the series has officially given the correct spelling of CFO's surname as 'Offdensen', I'm going to go with that even though I've spelt it differently up until now!
Summary: Nathan had so many thoughts running through his head that he couldn't make any sense of the situation whatsoever.
Series: Sequel to 'The Dawn Of The Light'.
Patience (U)
16th November 2009
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Nathan, Charles
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Possible (very minor) spoilers for Season 3 premiere.
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: "I dunno how you always stay so calm."
16th November 2009
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Nathan, Charles
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Possible (very minor) spoilers for Season 3 premiere.
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: "I dunno how you always stay so calm."
Counterpoint (U)
16th November 2009
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Toki, Skwisgaar
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: Skwisgaar has trouble with harmonies.
16th November 2009
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Toki, Skwisgaar
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: Skwisgaar has trouble with harmonies.
Before The Storm (18)
DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS RATED 18 FOR ADULT CONTENT. BY CLICKING THE ABOVE LINK, YOU ARE CONFIRMING THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE.
16th November 2009
Genre: Romance, angst
Characters/Pairings: Nathan/Charles
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Adult content
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: Nathan finally understands. Set between end of season 2 and beginning of season 3.
DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS RATED 18 FOR ADULT CONTENT. BY CLICKING THE ABOVE LINK, YOU ARE CONFIRMING THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE.
16th November 2009
Genre: Romance, angst
Characters/Pairings: Nathan/Charles
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Adult content
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: Nathan finally understands. Set between end of season 2 and beginning of season 3.
Unpopular (15)
16th November 2009
Genre: General, humour
Characters/Pairings: Murderface
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Mentions of adult content
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: Sometimes, unpopularity has its advantages.
16th November 2009
Genre: General, humour
Characters/Pairings: Murderface
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Mentions of adult content
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: Sometimes, unpopularity has its advantages.
Out Of The Closet (U)
16th November 2009
Genre: General, humour
Characters/Pairings: Nathan, Pickles, Charles
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Possible (very minor) spoilers for Season 3 premiere.
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: Everybody has a secret. Set between end of season 2 and beginning of season 3.
16th November 2009
Genre: General, humour
Characters/Pairings: Nathan, Pickles, Charles
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Possible (very minor) spoilers for Season 3 premiere.
Author's Notes: A 100 word quote-inspired drabble.
Summary: Everybody has a secret. Set between end of season 2 and beginning of season 3.
Extreme Makeover: Mordhaus Edition (PG)
19th November 2009
Genre: General, humour
Characters/Pairings: The whole band and CFO
Word Count: 682
Warnings: Spoilers for Renovation Klok, a bit of language
Author's Notes: My entry for the Brutal Business Beginnings are Brutal theme. Inspired by a certain presenter of a certain home renovation programme describing someone's revamped house as a 'new beginning'. Heh.
Summary: Dethklok have some help renovating their home.
19th November 2009
Genre: General, humour
Characters/Pairings: The whole band and CFO
Word Count: 682
Warnings: Spoilers for Renovation Klok, a bit of language
Author's Notes: My entry for the Brutal Business Beginnings are Brutal theme. Inspired by a certain presenter of a certain home renovation programme describing someone's revamped house as a 'new beginning'. Heh.
Summary: Dethklok have some help renovating their home.
Hindsightklok (U)
30th August 2013
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Toki
Word Count: 449
Warnings: Brief drug reference, spoilers for season 4.
Author's Notes: I've finally caught up with watching season 4. In retrospect, here's a different perspective on the season 1 episode Dethwater.
Summary: "It is the Young One. We must tell him everything."
30th August 2013
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Toki
Word Count: 449
Warnings: Brief drug reference, spoilers for season 4.
Author's Notes: I've finally caught up with watching season 4. In retrospect, here's a different perspective on the season 1 episode Dethwater.
Summary: "It is the Young One. We must tell him everything."